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Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,aur maa durga ke ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho.... "HAPPY NAVRATRI"

api shako to aapni dosti magu chu, dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu, fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais, rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu... HAPPY NAVRATRI!

This Navratri light the lamp of happiness, prosperity and knowledge, Happy Navratri!

Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar, suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar, mubarak ho aapko "NAVRATRI" ka tyohar.

Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, apnonka surur chaya rahe, Dil me bhari maya rahe, shohrat ki ho bauchhar, aisa aaye aapke liye dandia ka tyohar!

Today is first NAVRATRA. May GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your family.May her blessings be always with you.

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . . HAPPY NAVRATRA.

may the angels protect u...may the sadness forget u,...may goodness surround u and may Devi always bless u.,,,,,,Happy Navratri

May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Navratri is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here's hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.

SHUBH NAVRATRI "Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai, sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. " SHUBH NAVRATRI

Memories of moments celebrated together....... Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever....... Make me Miss You even more this Navratri. Hope this Navratri brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you! HAPPY Navratri

Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up. Best Wishes for Happy Navratri Day SMS

Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu, dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu, fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais, rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu... HAPPY NAVRATRI!

May your life be filled with happiness on this pious festival of Navratri, Happy Navratri!

Today is first NAVRATRA. May GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your family.May her blessings be always with you. "JAI MATA DI"

May Maa Durga empower u & ur family with her Nine Swaroopa of Name, Fame, Health, Wealth, Happiness, Humanity, Education, Bhakti & Shakti. *HAPPY NAVRATRAS*

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . . HAPPY NAVRATRA.

Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,aur maa durga ke ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho.... "HAPPY NAVRATRI"

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik

Rahoon Ki ye shaam aur yadoon ka ye sama Apni palkoon mein hargiz sitare na layain gay Rakhna Sambhal k tum chund khushiyan mere liye Main laut k aaonga phir EID Manain gay…

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko EID MUBARAK

Wishing u happy Eid, soft as silk, white as milk, sweet as honey, full of money and bubli as u

May the auspicious occasion of Eid , bless you with peace and bring joy to your heart and home. EID Mubarak

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, Karde maf hum logo ki sari Nafarmani, Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada, Khuda ki hi rahon main hum chalain gay sada. Sare Musalmanon ko EID MUBARAK.

All that is in the heavens and the earth glorifieth Allah; and He is the Mighty, the Wise. The Holy Quran [ 57:1] Eid Mubarak to You.

May all the joys of life be showered on you .! Wish you a very very happy eid mubarak to you and your family

Today i pray that:- Happiness be at ur door May it knock early Stay late & leave yhe gift of allah’s Peace,love,joy & good health behind shaban mubarak,eid mubarak, ramadan mubarak, May you remain happy all the time Irrespective of any occasion

Jo log EID ka chand nikalney ka intezar ker rahay hain, Un k liye Itla’an Arz hai k wo aram karain kion k mera aaj ghar se bahir nikalnay ka koi irada nahin hai

Look Outside Its so pleasant! Sun Smiling For you Trees Dancing for you Birds singing for you Because I requested them All to wish You **..*EID MUBARAK*..**

IS KI BAATON MAIN USKI YAADON MAIN KAHIN MERA Aks BHI TO JHILMILATA HOGA LAKH MASROOF REHTA HOGA APNE KAMON MAIN WOH EID KA TEHWAAR TO MANATA HOGA Eid Mubarak

DOR OFAQ PAR CHAND CHAMKA DIL APNA BHAR AYA JANE KIA KUCH YAAD AYA HUM TUM KO BAT LAYEN KIA JASHANEY TURB HO TUM KO MUBARAK ,MUJH KO YUNHI REHNE DO EID KA DIN HAI KHUSHIYUN KA DIN ,LAB PAR SHIKWA LAYEN KIA

Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me Inside N Makes Me Smile.Miss U A Lot.Eid Mubarak.

Dastak dee kisi ne Kaha hushiyan laya hun Inbox shota na per jae,itni duaain laya hun Nam hai mera sms Aap ko advance ma eid mubarak kehne aya hun

May God send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your Heart and filled your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY. Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

Eid days are meant to celebrate the goals and the achievements that make you happiest. The ideals you beleive in, the dream you love the best. Happy Eid Day In Advance

I Wish A Wish 4 u. Its A Wish I Wish 4 Few. The Wish I Wish 4 u Is That All ur Wishes Come True.Wish u A Very ert "HApy EID DAY".I Also Wish, u Live Long Life & That "EID DAY" Will Come In ur Life 4 Hundread Time.... Remember Me In ur Prayers... HAV A GREAT EID!!!!!! :-) Eid Mubarak

we say eid mubarik 2 our beloved one, pleaze do remember the people those are seeking the eye to be joind in our Happiness..Eid mubarik

What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

I've been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
I've been thinking about u and me

If luvin' was aginst the law,and kissin' was a crime,i would gladly spend my life with u,in prison doin' time.
Whats kissing

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe.

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe.

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!

Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!

Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!

Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet

pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........

Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more....
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.

behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor u,, wife thanks, but promise me u will stay there

sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.

Man:what is million years to u?
God:only a second.
Man:what is billion of Dollar.to u?
God:only a Coin.
Man:ok give me a Coin.
God:wait a second....

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!

Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!

what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night............

Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?".

If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

You My Heart If You Should Say,

“Do You Still Love Me?” I”D Say,

“Till Death Do Us Part”

Happy Anniversary

Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary,

May The Love That You Share Last Your Lifetime Through,

As You Make A Wonderful Pair.

Happy Wedding

We’ve Had Our Ups And Downs,This We Both Know,

Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow
Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things,

But Our Love For Each Other,

Had No Attached Strings.

To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,

May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.

Happy Anniversary

How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be
The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me

Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband),

For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For
Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.

LOVE U Are Words Just Three,

Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY.

So, This Is What I Want To Say,

Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay…

Raat kay pichlay pehar
uss ki shab bedar aankhoon main
nami ka ahsas uss kayy dil ka haal
bata raha tha
un aankhon main chayay surk doray
uss ki haya ki surkhi nahin
uss kay dil kay haal ki gahmaz thee
lekin shabash aay larki
tu nay usay kitni khobsorti say
apnay dil ka haal
aankhoon main chupa lia.

Koi Ankhon Se Baat Ker Leta Hai,
Koi Ankhon Mein Mulaqat Ker Leta Hai,
Bada Mushkil Hota Hai Jawab Dena,
Jab Koi Khamosh Reh Ker Sawaal Ker Leta Hai…

Uske ankhon ke khumar se dar lagta hai,
Apne dil-e-bekarar se dar lagta hai,
Baat tumse to hum kabki kar lete,
Par aapke inkarse dar lagta hai…

Yun mile ke mulakaat na ho saki.
Hont kanpe magar koi baat na ho saki.
Meri khamosh nigahen har baat keh gayi.
Aur unko shikayat hai ki baat na ho saki.

Har ek Jazbat ko Zuban nahi milti,
Har ek Aarzu ko dua nahi milti,
Muskurahat banaye rakho to duniya hai sath,
aansuo ko to ankho me bhi panah nahi milti

Aisa saathi chahiye..jo..hume apna maan sake….
Humaare har dukh ko jaan sake…
Chal rahe ho hum tez baarish mei…
Fir b paani mei se aansooo ko pehchaan sake..

Sochta ho keya esy neend bi ati hogi
Ya meri tara faket ashk bahati hogi
Woh meri shakal mera naam bulany wali
Apni taswer sy keya aankh melati hogi..

Ho sakta hai uss ne anjaane me hume rula diya,
Uss ne duniya ke kehne pe hume bhula diya
Hum to waise bhi akele the,
Kya hua agar kissi ne ehsaas dila diya..

Yeh zara zara si baat per,
Tarha tarha ka azaab kiyon?
Jo kisi say bhi khafa na ho,
Mujhey us khuda ki talash hai.
Mujhey laghzishon pay her ghari,
Koi tokta hay baar baar.
Jisay ker k dil ko dukh na ho,
Mujhey us gunah ki talash hai,
Bina Humsafar k kab talak,
Koi musafaton main laga rahay.
Jahan koi kisi say juda na ho,
Mujhey [...]

What is Business..?
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.
Son: Then ok!
Dad goes to Bill Gates…
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes to the president of the World [...]

Types of Girls (Computer Humor)
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know [...]

My # has changed.
So please give me a call on my new # is.. 021 15
Agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena
Kamina apne ap ko Police Wala Kehta Hai.. ;->

If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool,
But if sumone calls u “cute”
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Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko,
Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.

Nafraten lakh mili koi mohabbat na meli.
Zindagi beet gai per rahet na mili.
Teri mehfil mein her shakhs ko hansta dekha,
ek main tha jise hansne ki ijazat na mili.

Tu chamakta chand teri roshni achi lgi,
Tu mera apna hay teri dillagi achi lagi,
Tujsy pehly to nahi tha zindagi ka kuch pata
Tu mila to tujh say mil kar ZINDGI ACHI LAGI,

Kash main chand tu sitara hota,
Falak pey ek ashiyana hamara hota
Sab tujhe door bohat door se dakhtey
Per tujhe chooney ka haq sirf hamara hota

Yun mile ke Mulakaat
Na Ho Saki,
Hont khulay Magar
Koi Baat Na Ho Saki,
Meri Khamosh
Nigahen Har Baat keh
Gaen,
Aur Unko Shikayat Hai
K Baat Na Ho Saki…..

There are many people in this world
That I have known ,but it’s very difficult
To give them LOVE because my heart
And my soul can survive for you only
One until forever.

My love for you
Is like water
Falling countless
The beating of my
Heart for you is so
Heavy and soundless
The feeling of being
In your arm is so
Precious and endless

Guzre howay lamho ko yaad karna acha lagta hai.
Us ko apni har saans ke sath yaad karna acha lagta hai.
Us ka zikar karna us se batein karna us ke naam ke saath apna naam acha lagta hai.
Hakikat mein na khialon mai sahi,
us ki kurbat mai waqt guzarna acha lagta hai.
Yeh fasle yeh durian mit jain [...]

Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

Colors may Fade,
The sun may not shine,
The moon may not be bright,
Heartbeats may stop,
Lives may pass but our friendship,
I’ll treasure till the day my heart stops.

A memory lasts forever,
and never does it die.
True friends stay together
and never say good bye.

I was never tired of this life
and it’s not gonna matter if
I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall,
you won’t let me hit the ground.
Thanks for being around my friend.!

Hum woh phool hain jo roz roz nahi khiltay,
Yeh wo hont hain jo kabhi nahin siltay,
Hum se bichro ge to ehsas hoga tumhain,
Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?
How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?
How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
But once they blossoms
They provide U shade in all situations of life..

Girls Psychology
Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys
&
In the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy
~ Moral of the story ~
Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hain Yaroo!

In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.
A boy kissed her cheeks and said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN “

Teacher: Gudu Tum Baray ho ya Tumharay papa??
Gudu: Main
Teacher: Keysay?
Gudu: Main nay Mummi k paas sona chor dia hay
Magar Papa abhi bhi Mummi k sath sotay hain

Girls Attitude
If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
If u dress nicely she says”mujhay impress karna chata hai”
If u dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”
If u argue with her she says”ziddi hai”
If u sit quietly she says “dumb hai”
If u act smarter “she’ll [...]

If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool,
But if sumone calls u “cute”
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Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko,
Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.

Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..